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Re: Meme and Puns Chat

on Mon Oct 02, 2017 10:37 am
What did the grape say when he got crushed
nothing he just let out a little wine
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Re: Meme and Puns Chat

on Mon Oct 02, 2017 10:33 am
What sport are Mexicans good at?
cross country
lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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on Mon Oct 02, 2017 10:23 am
HE JUST DIED THERE WAS NO SOUND HE JUST DIED
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Re: Meme and Puns Chat

on Fri Sep 29, 2017 10:07 am
ME: START WWIII ALREADY
KIM JONG UN: NUKES BROKE
ME: UNDERSTANDABLE, HAVE A NICE DAY
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Re: Meme and Puns Chat

on Fri Sep 29, 2017 8:19 am
Doctor! Doctor! I feel like a spoon! Ok just sit there and don't STIR
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Re: Meme and Puns Chat

on Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:15 am
lol!
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Re: Meme and Puns Chat

on Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:22 am
Rekrap wrote:A blond a ginger and a brunet are at the bottom of a staircase of 500 stairs. each step has a joke and if you laugh you lose. So the ginger gets out around 23 and the brunet gets out at 78. The blond gets all the way to the 500th step and before she reads the joke she bursts out laughing the referee asks i didn't even say the joke and she said i just figured out the first one  
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Re: Meme and Puns Chat

on Mon Sep 25, 2017 10:42 am
A blond a ginger and a brunet are at the bottom of a staircase of 500 stairs. each step has a joke and if you laugh you lose. So the ginger gets out around 23 and the brunet gets out at 78. The blond gets all the way to the 500th step and before she reads the joke she bursts out laughing the referee asks i didn't even say the joke and she said i just figured out the first one
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Re: Meme and Puns Chat

on Mon Sep 25, 2017 9:44 am
An African, a Chinese and a Jew walk into a bar. I ducked
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Re: Meme and Puns Chat

on Mon Sep 25, 2017 9:38 am
Here is a dilemma:

There are 5 people on a train track and a train is coming, if you switch the track you can prevent the train from hitting the people but at the expense of the life of a person on the switched track. Do you switch or do you let the train go on its course?

I throw the other person with the five others and start up the train
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Re: Meme and Puns Chat

on Mon Sep 25, 2017 9:35 am
Some people just need a hug...

from an oncoming train
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Re: Meme and Puns Chat

on Mon Sep 25, 2017 9:27 am
A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar.

He orders a drink
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Re: Meme and Puns Chat

on Mon Sep 25, 2017 9:14 am
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
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Re: Meme and Puns Chat

on Mon Sep 25, 2017 9:12 am
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt. He said, "A beer please, and one for the road lol!
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Re: Meme and Puns Chat

on Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:58 pm
Alexasourus__ wrote:and god said onto john, "come forth to win eternal life" but god came fifth and won a toaster lol! lol! lol!

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Re: Meme and Puns Chat

on Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:07 pm
and god said onto john, "come forth to win eternal life" but god came fifth and won a toaster lol! lol! lol!
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Re: Meme and Puns Chat

on Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:04 pm
Why was 6 afraid of seven?

Because seven was a registered sex offender.
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Re: Meme and Puns Chat

on Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:02 pm
what did the fettuccini say to the spaghetti?

pasta la vista!!!
lol! Laughing Laughing Laughing lol!
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Meme and Puns Chat

on Fri Sep 22, 2017 10:34 am
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