Re: Meme and Puns Chat

Mon Oct 02, 2017 10:37 am

What did the grape say when he got crushed
nothing he just let out a little wine

Mon Oct 02, 2017 10:33 am

What sport are Mexicans good at?
cross country
lol!

Mon Oct 02, 2017 10:23 am

HE JUST DIED THERE WAS NO SOUND HE JUST DIED

Fri Sep 29, 2017 10:07 am

ME: START WWIII ALREADY
KIM JONG UN: NUKES BROKE
ME: UNDERSTANDABLE, HAVE A NICE DAY

Fri Sep 29, 2017 8:19 am

Doctor! Doctor! I feel like a spoon! Ok just sit there and don't STIR

Thu Sep 28, 2017 11:15 am

Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:22 am

Rekrap wrote:A blond a ginger and a brunet are at the bottom of a staircase of 500 stairs. each step has a joke and if you laugh you lose. So the ginger gets out around 23 and the brunet gets out at 78. The blond gets all the way to the 500th step and before she reads the joke she bursts out laughing the referee asks i didn't even say the joke and she said i just figured out the first one

Mon Sep 25, 2017 10:42 am

A blond a ginger and a brunet are at the bottom of a staircase of 500 stairs. each step has a joke and if you laugh you lose. So the ginger gets out around 23 and the brunet gets out at 78. The blond gets all the way to the 500th step and before she reads the joke she bursts out laughing the referee asks i didn't even say the joke and she said i just figured out the first one

Mon Sep 25, 2017 9:44 am

An African, a Chinese and a Jew walk into a bar. I ducked

Mon Sep 25, 2017 9:38 am

Here is a dilemma:

There are 5 people on a train track and a train is coming, if you switch the track you can prevent the train from hitting the people but at the expense of the life of a person on the switched track. Do you switch or do you let the train go on its course?

I throw the other person with the five others and start up the train